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LB #17: THE UNAVOIDABLE STAR WARS EPISODE
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March 05, 2012 10:05 AM PST

"That old bearded billionaire's pain IS SO FUNNY TO US."

The gang tackle two Japanese films in one night - The multi-pronged FISH STORY and a film heavily 'inspired' by Star Wars directed by Kinji Fukasaku (BATTLE ROYALE). It ALL leads into a half hour long discussion about what Star Wars means to us, some of us never GETTING that 'Wars in Space' thing (unless jacked on intoxicating substances), and the heart-breaking story of George Lucas blaming EVERY THING ON HIS BITCH OF A WIFE!

Chris Nash admits that he never liked Star Wars. Trevor Henderson likes Jurassic Park. Matthew Kumar feels pity (but not really). Peter Kuplowsky defends Lucas as if the man was up for execution. Justin Decloux can't breathe because he's laughing too hard.

LASER FOCUS: TRANCERS (KINDA) AND A TRIP BACK TO THE AGE OF VIDEO HOME SYSTEMS!
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December 11, 2011 10:07 PM PST

The gang watch a classic of the VHS days and barely talk about it, they re-live tracking line filled memories of those big blocky things and recall all their childish film wacthing fears.

A CAN'T MISS EPISODE FOR ANYONE THAT HAD TO BE KIND AND...DO...SOMETHING OR OTHER THAT INVOLVES SCARY SOUNDS!

HEAR! Peter Kuplowsky is a scaredy-cat! Steven Kostanski can't take the the eye gouging! Justin has to pee a lot! Pierce can't touch anything PG-13! Jay was old enough to watch whatever he wanted! Nate wasn't old enough to remember VHS! Keenan and Lynx shake their head because they had AWESOME PARENTS!

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